Linux officially too mainstream to be cool

Posted by Michael on Thursday September 26, 2002 @11:09PM

from the hip-to-be-square dept.

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Squid writes: According to an article at geek fashion portal Slashdot, Linux has now become too popular in mainstream circles to be the operating system of choice for the discriminating geek: “Let’s face it – with IBM, Sun, Dell, and even AOL using and supporting Linux, it’s becoming just another Windows. Even Microsoft agrees.”

This announcement has left techies wondering where to go for a truly cool, nonconformist OS. Some have resorted to calling it GNU/Linux to make it sound more geeky. Others are clinging to Yellow Dog, Gentoo, and other more obscure Linux distributions.

According to the article, the remaining cool operating systems include fringe projects like AtheOS and NewOS; unsupported classics BeOS and OS/2 Warp; and anything you write yourself. Mac OS X and FreeBSD are still considered geek chic, but are perilously close to the mainstream.

OS Vendors thank BSD with all day festival

Posted by Michael on Tuesday September 24, 2002 @04:33PM

from the what-lies-beneath dept.

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Matthew writes: Major OS vendors Microsoft, Apple, Sun, and Linus Torvalds representing Linux have teamed up to celebrate Berkeley BSD Unix, the OS upon which their products are either based or borrow heavily from, with an all-day rally on the Berkeley campus. Sharing the podium, the CEOs of these most innovative OS developers paid tribute during a “free software and peace” festival style atmosphere.

Festival organizers reported that the companies just wanted to give something back to the students in thanks for the billions of dollars of revenue that their BSD based products have generated for them, and give recognition to the fact that the Internet would be a much slower and less compatible place if every competitive product hadn’t ripped off BSD code.[Continued...]
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Sun announces brand name for Sun/Linux Boxes

Posted by Matthew on Saturday September 21, 2002 @11:16PM

from the unknown dept.

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Nomad7674 writes:
As previously reported,
Sun Microsystems has decided to follow in the footsteps of superstore mega-monolith Wal-Mart by selling bargain PCs running a customized variant of the Linux operating system. Today, Sun Vice President John Loiacono announced the brand name for the line of inexpensive PCs:
“UNIX variants have traditionally had “ux” in the name, or at a bare minimum, “x”. For example, HP’s HP/UX, Apple’s early A/UX, Linux, QNX, AIX, and even OS X. Both of our previous Unix based operating systems, the BSD based “SunOS”, and the System V compliant “Solaris” both violated this naming principle. We won’t be making that mistake again. The new Linux variant will combine the name ‘Sun’ and ‘Linux’ into the powerhouse appellation of S-ux. We are confident that this brand will stick to the minds of consumers and be truly unforgettable to geeks everywhere.”

Enterprise Linux released

Posted by Matthew on Thursday September 12, 2002 @05:22PM

from the they-aint-ever-gonna-get-it dept.

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Matthew writes: A new Linux distribution called Enterprise Linux was released today. Its creators say that unlike most Open Source hackers, they truly understand the Enterprise market and that they’ve made numerous improvements to enable the software to compete effectively in the Enterprise.
Lead developer Marcus Newby explains. “We added all those cool sounds from the original series. Now, when you ping someone, you hear that constant pinging sound that you heard on the Bridge. When you transfer files, you get the turbo lift sound. When you log in or out, you get the transporter sound effect. Folders open with the door opening sound effect when you hover over them–no need to click!”
“We’ve also improved performance with a new Kernel we call “warp”. It’s based on the Mach kernel, but it breaks the light barrier rather than the sound barrier. And it’s not OS/2 Warp, so don’t even go there. Klingons wouldn’t even use that OS.”
“Anyway, we’ve got our phasers locked onto Windows in the Enterprise market, and they’re not set on stun this time.”

Cruelty Free Linux Distro Released

Posted by Matthew on Thursday August 29, 2002 @07:48AM

from the chains-and-whips dept.

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Matthew writes: People for the Ethical Distribution of Linux (PEDL) have announced Green Linux, which they claim is 100% cruelty free, as well as made from 100% recycled UNIX. “For the first time, open source afficionados can combine their love of Linux with their love of being not cruel. We’ve taken the ethical dilemma out of running Linux” says a PEDL spokesperson.

“What we’ve done is remove the paper, the CD-R media, and emacs, and then recycled all that old UNIX code into a new operating system. It’s surprising that nobody has done this before.” said a PEDL spokesperson. When reminded that numerous Linux and BSD distributions are only available online,and that they too are basically recycled UNIX, the spokesperson noted that “they still have emacs.”
Feturing ads with nude women-who-you-might-think-could-realistically-be-seen-with-a-geek covering themselves with nothing but titanium powerbooks, the new distribution will be available only via download, to avoid paper packaging materials and the exploitative processes required to make CD media in third world countries.