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Matthew writes: The International War Crimes tribunal in the Hague, Netherlands, has exonerated Microsoft Chief Software Architect Bill Gates of charges that he is Evil.

“We looked at the evidence, we interviewed the families, we visited the closed business parks of the competition. But in the final analysis, we found no evidence that Mr. Gates had ever actually killed anyone, or for that matter ever committed any violent act. Unfortunately, that means that the label “Evil” cannot be legally applied to him. From this date forward, he shall be known as “merely heinous”.