Best of SlashNOT! Contributors
Posted by Matthew on Friday February 10, 2006 @09:01AM
from the show-me-the-monkey dept.
Matthew writes: The Best of SlashNOT! is now availalbe from iUniverse Press (annoying permanent ad coming soon…) and from Amazon.com.
Did your post make the cut to show up in print? Click more to read the list of authors (Besides Matthew, Michaal, and Charles) and their contributed stories that were included in the book. Mearzuh is the big winner (no surprise there) with 11 stories that will now contribute to our personal gain! And if sales are good, we’ll publish “Volume II: The Rest of SlashNOT!”
| 242 | Andy Karn | This Is Not My Universe |
| 406 | Blitzenn | President Bush asks RIAA to sue Osama Bin Laden |
| 391 | chris | HHS launches non-eating zone to combat obesity |
| 390 | Christopher | Plush Tux Toys to Appear in Happy Meals |
| 386 | Christopher | Police Raids Yield Startling Results |
| 264 | christopher baus | Microsoft Word 2003 to improves performance by using kernel mode. |
| 534 | daan | Nonliving Rights Champions protect eviction |
| 500 | daan | Koko the Gorilla sued for workplace sexual harassment |
| | daan | Babe-a-trois |
| 480 | daan | Man discovers true self using Google |
| 467 | daan | Precise Date and Location of Middle Earth discovered |
| 145 | daan | Schrodinger arrested on cruelty, weapons charges |
| 472 | Dave | You know computers have taken over your life when… |
| 305 | Dave Oatley | Web Standards Group Approves New <SLAP> Tag |
| 105 | Doug Jones | Google Search Leads to Gates of ‘Hell’ |
| 514 | Drew Bullard | Buy a Dell, get a Ford |
| 138 | Furious Farquad | Bill Gates fires fashion advisor |
| 389 | J.T. Kirk | 23rd Century Time Travelers Advance Metallurgy |
| 304 | Jason Simpson | Apple Announces the iCloset |
| 447 | Jeremy Camp | McDonald’s Offshores Thousands of Jobs to India |
| 504 | Joan of Boston | The FBI is not sending you a virus |
| 427 | Kevin | Windows shutdown security flaw |
| 443 | krudz | Robots Have a New Trick |
| 372 | Matthew & Mearzuh | Monster, Ebay team to auction employees |
| 402 | Matthew, Jim McKeeth, and Glen Richards | RFC 3214: IP over Paper Airplane |
| 545 | Me | Shocking Development |
| 541 | Mearzuh | Silence Of The Lambs |
| 486 | Mearzuh | Pentagon Unveils Weapons Of Mass Love |
| 446 | Mearzuh | Another Olympic Athlete Disqualified Due To Doping |
| 437 | Mearzuh | Martha Stewart Thug Living |
| 380 | Mearzuh | Microsoft Looking For ET Customers |
| 375 | Mearzuh | ‘Windows XP Reloaded’ - Coming Soon To A PC Near You |
| 373 | Mearzuh | EA Sports To Sue A-Rod Over Trade |
| 370 | Mearzuh | AOL To Sue 531 Illegal Spam Swappers |
| 367 | Mearzuh | Martian Rovers Spotted In Arizona Desert |
| 362 | Mearzuh | Pink Emails to replace Pink Slips |
| 269 | memoryhole | Emacs Now Bootable |
| 502 | Misanthrope | RIAA Alleges Illegal Filesharing on Mars |
| 531 | Mongooseman | The numbers game |
| | Mongooseman | Was the Sony PSP Hyped by Marketers? |
| 408 | MongooseMan | X Box 2: Bigger than Better |
| 333 | Moondog | Last American Software Developer Dies |
| 327 | Moondog | Al Qaeda Claim Responsibility for Solar Flares |
| 321 | Moondog | RIAA introduces digital song analysis service |
| 383 | Nathan Dykman | Linux Users to Form New Religious Sect |
| 94 | Nomad7674 | Sun announces brand name for Sun/Linux Boxes |
| 92 | Nomad7674 | Challenging the Megahertz Myth |
| 517 | Paul | Microsoft announces Shorthorn |
| 419 | Paul Messmer | Confessions of an MSN masochist |
| 154 | Reinhard Gantar | Open Source Pioneers will be abducted by Aliens |
| 512 | SCRaTCH | Music Sharing Finished By End Of Next Month |
| 506 | Seth | Howard Stern Coerced Into Stripping By FCC |
| 436 | sH_ | Live Journal to power Pasadena |
| 468 | showardkid | Spammers unite, sue ISPs |
| 496 | StarBird | Mind Control Chip Not Under Construction, Claims CIA PR Director |
| 355 | Steve Davis | Martians demand fee to release Beagle2 from pound |
| 381 | trmj | Maxtor Boasts "Biggest Hard Drives Yet" |
| 450 | Tyson Jenson | Red Hat Juxtaposition |
| 451 | Yuri Risovanny | Verizon Bounty |
Subject:Not sure..
if it's a compliment that I'm published, or an insult that I'm near the end. Congrats on getting it published.
Comment by showardkid — February 11, 2006 @ 3:32 am
Subject:Re: Not sure..
I'm taking it as a compliment that I'm in the “best of” book. I may not be the cream of the crop, but at least I'm not the cream of the crap.
Comment by trmj — February 12, 2006 @ 9:09 pm
Subject:Re: \”First Cellular Virus\”
A shame that my story wasn't included; I woulda bought it straight away, then. Heck, I still might buy it anyway.
Comment by Hayden Pratt — February 14, 2006 @ 7:00 pm
Subject:Re: Not sure..
Or maybe they think it's funny how hard we try to be funny, and how hilariously pathetic it is when we fail.
Comment by showardkid — February 14, 2006 @ 11:17 pm
Subject:Re:
Yeah, we seriously considered compromizing our journalistic integrity and including everyone who had submitted even if their community rating was below the 3.0 threshold just to sell books, but in the rush to get it to press, I forgot to.
Damned my default ethics.
Comment by matthew — February 15, 2006 @ 1:18 pm
Subject:No Subject Given
Wahoo!!
Two in the book
Im definitely buying a copy now!
Comment by Mongooseman — February 15, 2006 @ 6:30 pm
Subject:No Subject Given
My story made it? Now I know the book sucks
Comment by Me — March 8, 2006 @ 1:00 pm