Motorola releases new line of FONRs
Posted by Matthew on Friday February 3, 2006 @01:41AM
from the PRDY-or-SATR dept.
Matthew writes: Building on the success of its new “four letter, ends in R, and drops schwa vowels” naming scheme, Motorola has announced a new line of trendy niche phones. The new phones will target specific demographics that have been traditionally underserved. Other phones in the new lineup include:
- HAXR � includes BT, WiFi, 1xRTT, EvDO, CDMA, GSM, USB, and 14 other acronyms
- GAZR—Small enough to be clipped to grommet hole in ear
- PLYR—Second phone book and photo storage that can only be accessed by secret code
- GEZR—extra large LCD display, sudden fall sensor automatically dials 911
- BOMR—has convenient alligator clips from speaker for easy remote signaling
- TAZR—DTMF tone for # causes phone to deliver 50,000 volt shock to owner
- FUKR—extra loud speakerphone only with annoying ring tones built in.
Subject:Remote Signaling
But can any of them blow up terrorists?
Comment by Michael Moncur — February 7, 2006 @ 4:58 pm
Subject:One they've had out for a while
SUKR – The first version you buy which locks you into a two year plan and then they come out with the non-crippled better version one week later
Comment by Captain Shenanigan — February 16, 2006 @ 8:28 pm