Remote proof of intelligent design
Posted by Matthew on Sunday November 6, 2005 @12:00PM
from the its-all-in-why-you-look-at-it dept.
Matthew writes: Lawyers for the Dover Board of Education, which is defending itself against charges that its policy to require a statement on science textbooks promoting intelligent design violates the separation between church and state, have closed their arguments by pointing to common examples that they say prove that intelligent design is at work in the world.
“Just look at this remote control. It fits my hand perfectly. When I point it at the television and push this button, the television comes on instantly, as if by magic. How could a device like this have evolved to control a television? Are we to believe that somehow the television and the remote control both evolved in lock step, in some sort of symbiotic relationship? Hogwash. Only intelligent design by an intelligent designer can possibly explain this sort of complexity.”
Subject:Dover school board ejected by voters
Every one of them. ROFL!
Comment by Matthew — November 12, 2005 @ 10:38 pm
Subject:Re: Dover school board ejected by voters
If I don't understand how it works, it MUST be designed by a god because if I cannot understand it, then it is obviously beyond the capacity for the whole of mankind to comprehend.
Comment by martinimonkey — November 23, 2005 @ 10:07 am
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Comment by tsephanie — December 16, 2005 @ 7:25 am
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Comment by tsephanie — December 16, 2005 @ 7:26 am