Baby to have three parents
Posted by Matthew on Friday September 9, 2005 @04:57PM
from the the-man-who-sold-the-world dept.
Matthew writes: Researchers in the UK have announced that an embryo has been created in the lab with three parents, a Northumbrian couple and a hair sample from the sexually ambiguous 1972 version of David Bowie known as Ziggy Stardust.
“I’m really spaced out about this,” said Ms/Mr Stardust, reached by an LSD induced coma after repeated viewings of “The man who fell to Earth”.
“This confluence of myself with the distant, post 2000 era future is the culmination of Aquarian thought/manifesto/philosophy. A future in which all humanity can literally be the parent of every child will give rise to a oneness in which all man, woman, and otherkind will share in a single global consciousness, thereby eliminating hunger, government, war, etc. It’s just way out man, and it’s groovy to be a part of it.”
The modern David Bowie had no comment, other than to say that he fully supports the actions of earlier versions of himself so long as they are legal and sanitary.