Evil Scientists develop invincible mouse army
Posted by Matthew on Thursday September 1, 2005 @08:05PM
from the There-can-be-only-one-million dept.
Matthew writes: Piedmont Piper, director of the Australian Institute for Evil Science, has announced the creation of a breed of mice able to regenerate any lost tissue, including limbs, tails, and even hearts and livers. The ability, unique amongst mammals, makes the mice able to survive poisons, gunfire, electricity, science experiments, and most especially, cats.
“With these vermin, we finally have the mouse army that we’ve dreamt of for so long. Our mighty mice will pour forth like a white tide of cute but nonetheless nefarious evil, causing mass disconcert and uncontrollable heebie-jeebies! Bwaa ha ha ha ha ha hack-gargle…cough.”
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So where the hell is the better mousetrap?
Comment by zhoen — September 3, 2005 @ 5:40 pm
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I, for one, welcome our new rodents overlords.
Comment by Anonymouse Coward — September 6, 2005 @ 11:29 am
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Yeah, but you always welcome our new overlords every time we get invaded. It seems a bit disingenuous, frankly.
Comment by Matthew — September 7, 2005 @ 11:27 am
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I, for one, welcome our web server maintaining, smack laying-down overlord.
Comment by Anonymous Poster — September 17, 2005 @ 8:57 pm
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MY and my associates are developing SUPER RATS,unfortunately they seem to be dying as a result of our HIDEOUS experiments
Comment by mike davies — October 29, 2005 @ 6:03 pm
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that was funny as hell
Comment by pam1898@hotmail.com — January 8, 2006 @ 11:44 am
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How funny is hell?
Comment by Chuffy — January 11, 2006 @ 8:42 am