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Matthew writes: The latest UK census has revealed that tens of thousands of Registered Jedi have been converting to the Religion of The Lords of Cobol.

Marvin Bottle, aka Cdr. Frank “Toaster Count” Boomer of Gold Viper Squadron of the Battlestar Pegasus (Birmingham), explains:

“The scriptures speak of a time when the followers of The Force would follow the Arrow of Apollo to the tomb of Athena, as is foretold in the Episodes of Scifithius. The Council of the Twelve now provide guidance for new converts, as opposed to the Jedi Council, which, as you know, has now been destroyed by the war in the heavens.”

Census takers have been provided with DVDs of the complete 1st Season as part of their sensitivity training.