Hell freezes over
Posted by Matthew on Monday June 6, 2005 @12:07PM
from the The-sound-of-bacon-flying dept.
Charles writes: Hell has suddenly frozen over today, leaving normal operation at a complete standstill as imps, minor demons, and the souls of the damned attempt to cope with the sudden change in temperature. Lava flows have reportedly completely solidified, lakes of fire have frozen over, and brimstone has become merely stone. Baalzebub, spokesdaemon for Dark Lord Satan, has issued the following press release:
“Our evil scientists are studying the phenomenon closely, and report that the sudden shift in climate appears to be due to Apple’s announcement that it will be using Intel processors in its Macintosh computers.”
Hog farmers have also been beset by animals escaping their pens using wings that sprouted immediately from their backs. Angus Black, a pig farmer from Minneola Minnesota, had this to say:
“It’s the damndest thing you ever seen. Apple is going to be using Intel processors. What’s next?”
Subject:No Subject Given
>It�s the damndest thing you ever seen. Apple is
>going to be using Intel processors. What�s next?
Step 1: The next step has arrived! a friend of a friends brothers mothers husbands nephew has told me that SCO is about to release the next SCO OS aimed at the desktop market, it will be based on Windoze 95.
Step 2: SCO is shortly to release a press statement suing microsoft for ripping off it's IP.
Step 3: Profit.
Comment by Me — June 7, 2005 @ 6:08 am
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EVERYBODY RUN
THE END IS NEAR
Apple + Intel = end of the world
Who is rsponsible for this? I asked the all evil, all crushing demon- King BG III of Hell
He had this to say
“HA HA HA know all doom shall come to this puny raelm of existance.”
Intresting.
Noow I have to go and hide in my bomb shelter.
Thanks a lot Apple.
Now look what you did
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Comment by Matthew — June 16, 2005 @ 8:28 pm
Subject:Re: Copyrights
I give you the right to use me IP that I have posted! (That's copyright, not address)
Comment by Me — June 22, 2005 @ 11:25 pm