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Seth writes: Radio personality and celebrated buffoon Howard Stern was asked to disrobe in front of an FCC review board in order to have his license renewed for future broadcasts with XM radio promoters. “Come on Howard, show us what you got under those tight leather pants.” Said review board chairman Dean Fannerly. ” You want that license, right?” Stern was hesitant at first, but felt that he lacked the power and upward mobility to say no to the nine-group panel. “Alright, but my girlfriend will be so pissed off.” Said Stern. The board agreed to grant an extension on Stern’s license since he was “such a good sport.” However Marie Cunnings did make sure to let Stern know that because of his face and genitals, he would never make it in Playgirl Magazine.