Micro$haftz p4re3n7z pr1//3r 70 “Grammar”
Posted by Matthew on Sunday February 20, 2005 @01:17PM
from the 1337-5p0k3n-h33r dept.
matthew writes: d00d—1 no u 41n7 g3771ng 411 up 1n ur x1dz gr1|_|_ 4b0u7 0nL1n3, bu7 fac3 1t—u d4 p4r3n7 –n- 1tz ur j0b 2 x33p d4 pr0n3rz 0ff th3m.
50 j00 g0nn4 n33d 0n “grammar” –n- “spelling”—4 c0mb1n4t10n uv c0rr3ct L1ng0 d351gn3d 70 s3cur3 IM –n- 3m41L fr0m j00.
x3y . 4 Grammar:
l3773rs –r- l3773rs. 4 x4mpl3, l337 = “leet”
n0 l337. 4 x4mpl3, 1337 = “elite”
5p3LL1ng = d1c710n4ry. 4 x4mpl3, j00 = “You”, n00b = “New User”, m4d 5×1LLz = “Exceptional Talents”, kewl = “Cool”.
ru13z o “grammar” –r- 0b3yd. 4 x4mpl3, “I am planning to illegally exploit the computers of random unknown strangers who have not applied the latest security patches tonight so as to create a distributed network from which I might perpetrate a denial of service attack against the Motion Picture Association of America.” 1nst34d of “g0t t0 g3t m4d z0mbi3z 0ff n00bs 2 DOS MPAA.”
Subject:lol
This post is so funny! My first time here at this website, and this is the first msg that i read!
i luv this site!!!
Comment by juz a guest — February 22, 2005 @ 7:52 am
Subject:Re: lol
I'm too old. I can only translate about half of it
Comment by Over 30 — February 25, 2005 @ 12:25 pm
Subject:Re: One for the fogeys
Dude, I know you ain't getting all up in your kids grill about online, but face it. You're the parent and it's your job to keep the porners off them.
So you gonna need on “grammer” and “spelling”–a combination of correct lingo designed to secure IM and email from you (the parent).
(The rest should be pretty obvious)
Comment by Matthew — March 2, 2005 @ 9:02 am
Subject:Re: One for the fogeys
Now can you increase the font a bit? My bifocals can't focus on that tiny font. When are you web folks gonna start taking us into account?!
Comment by Gramps — March 2, 2005 @ 10:34 am
Subject:Re: One for the fogeys
Um, as soon as you figure out that you can increase the size of the fonts on all websites by enabling the “Accessibility features for old people” features of Internet Explorer?
Comment by Matthew — March 11, 2005 @ 7:34 pm