Pentagon Unveils Weapons Of Mass Love
Posted by Matthew on Sunday January 16, 2005 @09:59PM
from the methinks-thou-dost-protest-too-much dept.
Mearzuh writes: In a recent report from the Pentagon, it was unveiled that it was working on creating weapons that used aphrodisiacs, which when used “would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. Provoking widespread homosexual behaviour among troops would cause a ‘distasteful but completely non-lethal’ blow to morale, the proposal says”. This would allow them to engage in homosexual behavior and sodomy, which the US troops can use to their advantage somehow. “This would further ease the ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ policy currently imposed on US troops. After what they would see their enemies engage in, they would surely not ask or tell anyone about it”, a spokesperson said.
Subject:The link really says that!
Once again the Pentagon has been tricked into spending money on an outright scam. Once they bought that $500 toilet seat, it was all over. The world's con men are concentrated on submitting ever sillier proposals to the Pentagon for funding.
Either that or newscientist.com was tricked. How much have they ever paid for a toilet seat? I want full disclosure!
Comment by Tyson — January 17, 2005 @ 10:34 am
Subject:Re: The link really says that!
Twas supposed to be a 500 dollar toilet seat. Stupid escape characters!
Comment by Tyson — January 17, 2005 @ 10:34 am
Subject:Friendly Fire
Could give a whole new meaning to the term “friendly fire.”
Comment by Elmo — February 8, 2005 @ 8:52 pm