Santa Worship Cult found in New Hampshire
Posted by Matthew on Thursday December 23, 2004 @04:20PM
from the The-Evil-is-Everywhere dept.
Matthew writes: Local authorities have reported the existence of a Santa Worship Cult in the small town of Hampton, New Hampshire.
“We first became aware of the Santa Worshippers when a teenage student attempted to attend a High School dressed as Santa himself.” Said Principle Fred Mascara. “Of course, these days we have to be sensitive to legitimate religions, but Santa Worship isn’t a legitimate religion. It’s a cult.”
The Principle pointed to other signs of Santa Worship around the neighborhood, including numerous people wearing red hats, wreaths hanging on doors and strapped to the front of cars, and Christmas trees.
“These symbols are not emblematic of Islam, Judaism, Christianity, or whatever religion it is that celebrates Kwanza. These are are symbols of Santa Worship. It’s suddenly cropped up everywhere, and I think parents need to be aware that their kids may be involved in Santa Worship cults. We need to get to children when they are young and tell them that Santa isn’t real–before it’s too late!”
Subject:Santa — an emblem of Christianity!
Next it'll be Frosty banned from holiday scenes in public, seeing how chummy he is with Jesus. Then someone will realize there aren't any Zoroastrian holidays in December or early January, so publicly funded institutions will be forbidden from celebrating “The Holidays” because to do so would display insensitivity toward those for whom The Holidays aren't. At long last we will all be equal and happy.
Comment by daan — December 23, 2004 @ 5:19 pm
Subject:Re: Santa — an emblem of Christianity!
You insensitive lout! December 25th is the celebration of Ahura Mazda, the supreme god of Zoroastrianism! Christians appropriated the holiday because many romans and greeks already took the day off.
Comment by Zoro — December 24, 2004 @ 2:13 pm
Subject:Re: Santa — an emblem of Christianity!
No, actually its the anaversary of zaratustras death. Not a celebration of Ahura Mazdah.
Comment by newzoro — December 29, 2005 @ 9:46 pm