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kpu writes: Unexplained disappearances of people worldwide have caused panic as people try to understand and cope with the loss of loved ones. Some users are reported to have gone as long as a day without logging in. This beats the previous record of 7 offline hours held by Microsoft exec Bill Gates before admitting that nobody uses MSN. User SexyCheyanna lamented “no1 online.” In a telephone interview, oddguy002007 said that had not actually disappeared however his aim account was disabled. His claim could not be verified at press time. The government has made counseling available to those suffering from aim withdrawal.