LAN party invaded by actual party
Posted by Matthew on Monday October 25, 2004 @10:45PM
from the juxtaposse dept.
Matthew writes: A LAN party setup to play DOOM 3 last Friday was interrupted during level 4 by the arrival an actual party, when party host Alan Frikes’ younger sister Amy arrived home with four of her friends, all in an inebriated state.
Gamer D3V10Us (aka Sanjay Singh) reported the incident for SlashNOT. “The females in question arrived at approximately 0200 hours. We were knee-deep in the cacodemons at the time, and burning through fusion rounds faster than we could find electropaks. Suddenly, four female humans burst through the door. The actual door. Gordo was so into the game that he fell off his chair. They were laughing, somewhat drunk, and looking to par-tay. Alan was pissed, let me tell you, because he got fragged by a zombie marine almost immediately. But then Amy’s friend Janny, upon whom Alan has been power crushing since High School, sat on his lap—breaking his N-way force feedback controller—and asked him what he would play with if he had a choice. I never saw that dude shut up so fast in my life.”
“Anyway, to make a long story short, the Sanjmaster acquired the digits of one hottie Miss Tina Yalpers, who will shortly be introduced to the dual physical nature of this astrophysics undergrad.”
Subject:Never fear…
It wears off after two or three weeks.. then she gets jealous and starts refering to the machine as “your mistress”.
Hey, at least my mistress doesn't try to con me into spending my paycheck at Pottery Barn!
Comment by Evil Waffle — October 26, 2004 @ 10:31 am
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Women interested in computer geek. Can't even believe it if they are drunk.
Just too unbelievable to be funny… perhaps if they were paid somehow…
Comment by Anonymous Poster — October 27, 2004 @ 7:08 am
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It can happen–I'm happily married to a woman who doesn't even try to fathom SlashNOT.
Comment by Matthew — October 27, 2004 @ 10:05 am
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She's was just starstruck by your international fame. When that fades… pfft… she's gone
Comment by Anonymous Poster — October 27, 2004 @ 10:13 am
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Alas, you're probably right.
Comment by Matthew — October 27, 2004 @ 11:20 am
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What happens with the margins if I keep replying?
Comment by Anonymous Poster — October 27, 2004 @ 7:53 pm
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… and replying?
Comment by Anonymous Poster — October 27, 2004 @ 7:54 pm
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… and replying some more?
Comment by Anonymous Poster — October 27, 2004 @ 7:54 pm
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.. and more replying?
Comment by Anonymous Poster — October 27, 2004 @ 7:54 pm
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And then I reply a few more times?
Comment by Anonymous Poster — October 27, 2004 @ 7:55 pm
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Yet again…
Comment by Anonymous Poster — October 27, 2004 @ 7:55 pm
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Will I eventually just run out of space?
Comment by Anonymous Poster — October 27, 2004 @ 7:55 pm
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Or will I just get my IP blocked?
Comment by Anonymous Poster — October 27, 2004 @ 7:55 pm
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Man, I need a life.
Comment by Anonymous Poster — October 27, 2004 @ 7:55 pm
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But it appears I am running out of margin room.
Comment by Anonymous Poster — October 27, 2004 @ 7:56 pm
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Getting squished more and more…
Comment by Anonymous Poster — October 27, 2004 @ 7:57 pm
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Site cheats and widens the page beyond the screen size. What a jip!
Comment by Anonymous Poster — October 27, 2004 @ 7:58 pm
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Argh, can't breathe… getting… too… tight… hel… p!
Comment by Anonymous Poster — December 1, 2004 @ 10:21 am
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fsdfsdafsdfsdfsdafsdfsdfsdfsf dsfsdfsdfs
test the margin
Comment by Anonymous Poster — December 6, 2004 @ 9:06 pm