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Mearzuh writes: In the fuzzy animal triathlon at the Olympic games in Athens, a bunny has been disqualified from the Olympic games and stripped of his gold medal last night.

Sources say that his particular bunny had been on Energizer batteries during the competiton which they believe aided him in getting the medal.

Energizer batteries had been banned from Olympic competitons due to the stimulation they produce in fuzzy animal athletes. Say the fellow competitors, “He just kept going, and going, and going…”