Posted by Matthew on Saturday August 14, 2004 @11:05PM
from the be-somebody-else dept.
Matthew writes: Kodak is jumping into the digital photo organization and retouching market with it’s “You 2.0″ Photo retouching software. “We’re going way beyond the red-eye reducers and blemish erasers you get in Apple and Adobe’s products. Check out our list of features:”
- Red-eye reducer
- Black-eye reducer
- Teeth whitener
- Teeth straightener
- Droopy eye opener
- Bunny-ear fingers remover
- Wandering gaze focuser
| - Love handle reducer
- Ugly baby beautifier
- Friend ethnicity diversifier
- Grin degoofifier
- Hair comber
- Hair washer
- Double chin subtractor
- Forced family photo enjoyer
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“We’ve significantly raised the bar here, allowing people to be remembered as they wish they were.”
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This site had a nice run. I know it is hard maintaining… please put it into archival mode.
Comment by Anonymous Poster — August 23, 2004 @ 8:15 am
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Hard to maintain? Coming up with crappy satire once a week is easy.
Comment by Matthew — August 31, 2004 @ 9:23 am
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No. Assuming this isn't the Matthew that runs this site, it is hard. We all have real lives, and stuff like this isn't priority one.
When it becomes priority five, it is probably time though to close shop. I still check back from time to time, but it has gone downhill. Not an insult, as I have never done anything like it.
My personal opinion is close shop, put into archival mode.
Comment by Anonymous Poster — September 3, 2004 @ 6:44 am
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This site is funny.. it may not get the traffic of slashdot but I see keep it going, and I am always right!
Comment by Mylo — September 3, 2004 @ 1:18 pm
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Dude, anyone who puts a priority higher than ten to writing silly satire for free would be a complete idiot. Frankly, the humor content has gone down a tad because the regular news is consumed with terrorism and war and the tech markets are almost totally stagnant right now. There's just not that much fodder for satire. So when the world gets funnier, Slashnot will get funnier with it.
Comment by matthew — September 7, 2004 @ 11:16 am