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Mearzuh writes: With recent developments sending media mogul Martha Stewart to prison for the next five months, her followers and loyal fans already don’t know what to do with themselves during the hour “Martha Stewart Living” was on every day. Housewives all across the country are panicking claiming their life has no meaning without Martha.
Fans needn’t worry. An official spokesman said yesterday that Martha will have a live webcam setup in her cell which she will use to broadcast her daily show titled “Martha Doing (Things In Her Spare) Time”, replacing “Martha Stewart Living” for a while. She will most likely be using the webcam you see in advertisements all over the web; the one that everyone knows about but nobody wants to buy, in an effort to help that company out as well.
Here is a list of topics planned for the show:

• Decorating concrete
• Creative foods from bread, water, and mashed potatoes
• Excercise options in a 6′x 6′ room
• Decorative window dressings with cigarettes
• Soap carving with your fingernails
• Stainless Steel toilet doilies
• Creative ways of finding customer support for the webcam that is used to transmit the show

With the total change of her career Martha says that she is “not afraid”. She believes that most of her followers won’t notice any difference anyway, except for her change in clothes which will stay mostly orange for the next five months.