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sH_ writes: Today researchers at NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory announced that they have teamed up with LiveJournal to harness the abundant angst that is being generated hourly in massive amounts by LiveJournal’s members.

Scientists believe that angst (or EMO for short) has the ability to solve the imminent energy crisis that will arise from the depletion of the world’s easily accessible oil reserves. According to scientists, a group of about 50 LiveJournal users can generate enough angst to power a large metroplolis almost indefinitely and seemingly without output degradation, provided that they are 12 to 19 years of age.

LiveJournal users could not be officially reached for comment, although a user named “xXDarkRavenXx” was reported to have said “U ALL SUK”, promptly after which he collapsed in a fit of self-loathing which powered the laboratory’s lounge soda machine for a full 2 weeks.