I cannot seriously beleive the previous 2 posters actually beleive the story is true without losing all faith in humanity, as the site clearly poses the question “Parody or Satire?” at the top of every page.

i agree it was wrong of them to try to sue over
something so dumb where are peoples mind these days. Apple belongs to the world not some dumb
company.

So Apple can actually sue because they suspect Gweneths daughter will grow up to be an actress and may compete with a digitally created actress…maybe? Those guys at Apple are on crack! Why dont they sue over those crack pipes they make with apples and aluminum foil.

spaztic freak has a nice ring to it…

what if I named you all spastic freak?

Yeah, especially since his father, Digital Research Jones, never made the crossover into the bigtime from all those geexploitation movies back in the day.

I'd heard they were going to name it/him/her “Sequel”

Rumor has it Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards want to name their kid “Windows”.

Well…

I feel even more sympathetic to the parents of poor old Microsoft Jones.