X Box 2: Bigger than Better
Posted by Matthew on Monday May 10, 2004 @05:51PM
from the bigga-is-betta dept.
MongooseMan writes: After several weeks spent researching the motor industry, head designers at Microsoft have come to the conclusion that the X Box 2 needs to be at least four times the size of its predecessor to win the console race.
A spokesman said “We can see how SUV’s equal power in cars, and we think that by creating such a powerful image, we can sell even more X box 2’s than PS3’s.”
The awaited new controllers for the machine are believed to have 105 keys, and have a revolutionary movement sensing device which insiders are calling ‘el raton’.