Universe shaped like even more common household items
Posted by Matthew on Monday April 19, 2004 @05:50PM
from the Elephant-in-the-living-room dept.
Matthew writes: Scientists have reported new breakthroughs in the effort to determine which household item the universe is shaped like. Following reporting last year that the Universe was shaped like a soccer ball, SlashNOT has now learned that the Universe is apparently shaped like a trumpet, a Pringles chip, a bugle, or a funnel. Other research going on in India points to a morphology similar to a wall, a spear, a snake, a tree, a fan, or a rope.
Subject:news to me
It's not shaped like a lawnmower? Man, my dad lied about just about everything.
I remember when he told me, actually. “Son, there are three constants in life. Taxes, the universe being shaped like a lawnmower, and that the Betamax standard is eventually going to prevail over the VHS standard in the VCR market.”
He was a smart man. Totally nailed that taxes thing.
Comment by ds — April 21, 2004 @ 8:12 pm