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Matthew writes: Dr. Robert Weinberg of the Whitehead Institute for Biomedical Research in Boston and his team have succeeded in growing human breasts on mice. “With this breakthrough, we have succeeded in increasing the supply of human breasts available for both public and private research.”

Dr. Weinberg, a medical prodigy just sixteen years old, says that mice are just the beginning. “We can basically recreate this process in any species for which significant demand exists.”

When asked whether mice were large enough to support human breasts of a useful size, Dr. Weinberg replied “Breast size is not particularly important to scientists. It’s really just the availability of Breasts that matters.”