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Matthew writes: Microsoft’s imminent version of the PocketPC for multimedia has been indicted on charges of conspiracy to commit murder and with making threatening press releases.

Apple’s iPod seemed circumspect about the arrest. “I’ve been stalked by a lot of companies in this market segment. I don’t really go around worrying about crazy people showing up on my doorstep—I mean, I’d go crazy if I did. I just hope that Microsoft gets the help that it needs.”

Defense attorney Patrick Kilborne claims that Microsoft’s estimated 0..0 price range proves that Microsoft is clearly deluded and therefore not responsible for it’s remarks. “Clearly, marking a 0 device against a 0 dollar device in a market that is comprised of teenagers indicates that Microsoft is delusional, disconnected from reality, and not responsible for it’s actions.”