Alien Spacecraft intercepted
Posted by Matthew on Saturday December 27, 2003 @11:08AM
from the anti-terrestrial dept.
Mathew writes: The Advocacy High Command has announced the capture of yet another alien spacecraft, marking the 24th such craft to have been successfully captured and disabled by the high command’s newly formed Alien Invasion Defense Force.
Commander Agfrap Glok explains: “This is another one of the bouncing crawler type ships designed to survey sites for the eventual construction of an alien colony. This one clearly could not have come from a great distance on it’s own, so we believe that there may be a mother ship, perhaps containing an invasion force, orbiting above the planet now.”
“Citizens should remain calm and remember that these landings have been going on for nearly 15 revolutions, when the first landing alien ship was destroyed. Go about your labors, and keep all three eyestalks skyward. Immediately report anything falling from the sky. Remember that it’s far easier for us to destroy these craft than it is for the aliens to send them. Soon, they will realize the futility of their invasion and cease forever.”
Subject:Alien Spacecraft Intercepted
The ease of capture is attributed to the alien use of electronics from the alien British islands with the strange name Lucas. Alien vehicles from the manufacturers using Lucas parts are known for holding a great deal of smoke in the wiring until devices are activated. Such smoke is very visible in our atmosphere.
Comment by Looney Lonnie — December 28, 2003 @ 12:31 pm
Subject:Re: Alien Spacecraft Intercepted
And you have to smack the reactor with a tire iron to get it to work….
Comment by chris — December 7, 2005 @ 10:52 pm