Santa Claus held hostage
Posted by Michael on Wednesday December 24, 2003 @05:51AM
from the not-a-creature-was-stirring dept.
BREAKING NEWS: SlashNOT has obtained exclusive photographs that appear to show Christmas spokesman Santa Claus trapped in a high-tech prison of some kind.
Santa is being held by an unknown Japanese organization. The criminals have published a list of demands for Santa’s safe return, but US authorities have not yet obtained a translation. An independent investigation is ongoing at MetaFilter.