SCO CEO switches from Xanax to Zoloft
Posted by Matthew on Saturday November 22, 2003 @10:12AM
from the Hughie-Lewis dept.
reinhard gantar writes:
In today’s press conference Darl McBride, the controversial SCO-chief (NASDAQ:SCOC) and high-profile Microsoft (NASDAQ:MSFT) ventriloquist act, announced a change in his medication. “I never liked Xanax” he disclosed, and: “My doctor said I’m ready for a more light-weight approach. Zoloft is the way to go.”
Wall Street responded to the news by adding 1 1/8 to SCO’s stock, recovering from last week’s slump to 3 1/2 after an industry anlalyst made dispising comments on McBrides alleged crack-addiction on CNN’s Moneyline.
The CEO finished his speech by pointing imaginary guns at the audience, shouting: “Pch! Pch! My neurologist is way cooler than yours! No side-effects! Promised! Pch!”
Subject:SCO CEO McBride ruined previous company too
SCO CEO McBride was CEO of Pointserve for a while where he threw out a good business model, paid big $$$$$ to an outside consulting firm to come up with a phony business plan based upon internet advertizing, popups! He canned most of the professional staff, then he was canned, and the company was left with demoralized programmers without any product. I takled with him for about an hour, he is all smoke and mirrors, and buzz words. Sorry SCO, but you guys should have checked him out first!
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