As a human being, I find any salesman disrespectful and offensive, so we're even now.

Sheesh! What can I sayeth?

As a broadband salesman, I find this story disrespectful and offensive. Even moreso than that Mormon chick over there. Actually, I find her offensive too.

Update: I checked with the Biship of the local ward. He read it and assures me that it won't keep me out of the telestial kingdom.

Hi Lisa,

Sorry to have offended you, but this is a satire website, which means that it's supposed to be both unprofessional and inappropriate.

Matthew

P.S. I'd like to assure everyone out there who isn't Mormon that most Mormons have a far more developed sense of humor. At least, my parents, my siblings, and my wife do.

There is a point at which comedy goes too far. This story is disrespectful and offensive as it mocks something that is central to the beliefs of many people. Religion is not a parody.