Scientists create LIFE!

Posted by Matthew on Friday November 14, 2003 @01:52AM

from the mad-science dept.

Science

Matthew writes: Scientists have synthesized life from artificially created DNA. The life form, a hulking perambulatory humanoid, can readily be discerned from natural life forms by the bolts embedded on both sides of its neck, green skin color, and completely flat skull.

Utilizing a new process that allowed the life form to be created from scratch in a matter of mere days, the scientists have solved a major puzzle in the search for the origins of life: Where do really freaking scary monstrosities of science come from?

2 Comments

  1. Subject:No Subject Given

    Hey, there's a posessive 'its' without an apostrophe in there. The therapy must be working. :)

    Comment by Michael — November 14, 2003 @ 3:37 am

  2. Subject:Re: No Subject Given

    I did actually write it incorrectly and go back through the text its by it's testing each case, which is one of the therapy exercises. The other major therapy involves lifting a two pound weight on a string with my tongue. I'm not sure exactly how this is supposed to help, but it does.

    Comment by Matthew — November 14, 2003 @ 12:25 pm

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