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Submission by Cpt. Tako

U.S. Secretary of Treasury Paul O’Neil today announced that the U.S. would be adding a “simple” End User License Agreement to all denominations of American currency. “The basic idea is to make sure that people know that they can’t copy money. We’ve also added some liability protections.” When pressed about the clause stating that “users” agree to be subject to “compliance searches” by treasury department officials at any time, Sec. O’Neil referred reporters to the Department of Justice. “Look, we’re not putting a gun to anyone’s head. If you don’t like the EULA, don’t use the currency. It’s that simple.” When reporters pointed out that it is illegal to trade in foreign currencies inside the U.S., and that the IRS requires taxation on barter to be paid in Dollars, and that city code prevents most citizens from growing their own food and manufacturing their own durable goods, O’Neal again referred them to the DoJ for clarification.