Comments on: The SlashNOT Review: Roomba http://www.slashnot.com/articles/289/ Just another WordPress weblog Tue, 6 Jan 2009 19:30:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.1 By: Matthew http://www.slashnot.com/articles/289/#comment-9784 Matthew Thu, 30 Oct 2003 09:14:30 +0000 #comment-9784 <p>Subject:Re: I'm better</p><p>They don't so much "hire" as "not fire".</p> Subject:Re: I'm better

They don't so much “hire” as “not fire”.

]]> By: Out of Honest Work http://www.slashnot.com/articles/289/#comment-9780 Out of Honest Work Fri, 24 Oct 2003 20:51:28 +0000 #comment-9780 <p>Subject:Re: I'm better</p><p>Are they hiring?</p> Subject:Re: I'm better

Are they hiring?

]]> By: Matthew http://www.slashnot.com/articles/289/#comment-9753 Matthew Tue, 07 Oct 2003 21:26:35 +0000 #comment-9753 <p>Subject:Re: I'm better</p><p>We outsource the sexual surrogacy testing to a national laboratory that specializes in such matters.</p> Subject:Re: I'm better

We outsource the sexual surrogacy testing to a national laboratory that specializes in such matters.

]]> By: eBay Bride http://www.slashnot.com/articles/289/#comment-9749 eBay Bride Wed, 24 Sep 2003 20:04:19 +0000 #comment-9749 <p>Subject:I'm better</p><p>You know, hun, the only one of those tests I wouldn't score lots better on is "Non-violent protest on behalf of equal rights for machine intelligence". I might even be cheaper over the short term, as long as you leave out the "wash dishes" part. <br /> <br /> ... although I'm strongly considering retracting all offers to someone who's tested a vacuum cleaner as a sexual surrogate. It just ain't right, and don't you think it's because I don't think I can compete, either.</p> Subject:I'm better

You know, hun, the only one of those tests I wouldn't score lots better on is “Non-violent protest on behalf of equal rights for machine intelligence”. I might even be cheaper over the short term, as long as you leave out the “wash dishes” part.

… although I'm strongly considering retracting all offers to someone who's tested a vacuum cleaner as a sexual surrogate. It just ain't right, and don't you think it's because I don't think I can compete, either.

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