Students admit conspiracy against RIAA
Posted by Michael on Saturday April 12, 2003 @12:52AM
from the if-only-they-had-used-their-powers-for-niceness dept.
Michael writes: Four students who were sued last week by music-industry watchdog RIAA have admitted, after intense questioning, that they deliberately conspired against the RIAA.
“We met one evening in our secret lair and talked about what we could do to vanquish our arch-enemy, the music industry, and file sharing was the obvious answer,” said one of the remorseless students. “We realized that four college students could single-handedly crush a billion-dollar industry just by swapping a few Blink 182 songs.”
An RIAA spokesman announced today that charges will be filed against all four students. “We’re pleased to have found the source of the music industry’s troubled history, and now that their plot has been foiled, we can restore the music industry to its former glory.”
Subject:Red Alert
Rogue-13 Encrypt/Decrypt:
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All Cells Red ALERT! We've been made!
Torch all copies of Kazaa, Morpeus, limewire.. ETC.. until further notice! We gotta lay low until this blows over… don't worry.. we'll find another way to get those bastards…
The R&D cells will continue there research…
“New Theoretical” Technologies like the “File Tranfer Protocol” may become a reality in the near future…
We can still win this….
That is all…
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Comment by Digital Mercenary — April 22, 2003 @ 5:55 am