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Matthew writes: Lawyers for Apple Computer have served notice to the Church of Satan that their use of the “Made with Macintosh” badge on their website constitutes a trademark violation.

Dread daemon-lord Baalzebub, speaking on behalf of Satan, had this to say: “We did receive notice from Apple Computer concerning a perceived trademark dispute. However, we in Hell are confident that our use of the Apple logo is in keeping with the fair-use provisions of Apple’s own web site badge program.”

“We look forward to a quick and mutually beneficial resolution of this problem, and we look forward to searing the flesh off of Apple’s lawyer’s bones from the moment they die for ever and ever.”