Sammy swallows Sega
Posted by Matthew on Sunday February 16, 2003 @04:46PM
from the Mergers-and-Acquisitions dept.
Tyson writes: Sammy Corporation and longtime Japanese gamemaker Sega announced a merger to be finalized later this year. This effectively ends long time rumors of a Microsoft takeover of the struggling game company.
Microsoft was in final negotiations to purchase Sega when Sammy suddenly double-dog dared them to a winner-takes-all Pachinko playoff that would determine which company would gain the right to merge. After days of intense play, Sammy’s deaf, dumb, and blind Pachinko Wizard finally beat Steve Ballmer, who played for Microsoft. The Sammy player was later killed in a bizarre Pachinko-related homicide. The newly formed company will combine pachinko machines with Dreamcast technology to bring high-volume gambling into the living room. In related news, beloved game publisher Square is merging with an obscure game company called Enix.Microsoft, depressed over its missed chance, consoled itself by purchasing similarly named Segway, the Society of Exploration Geophysicists (SEG) and the mortal remains of Dr. Carl Segan.
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Comment by peter miller — June 12, 2003 @ 4:22 pm
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