Search Engine of the Beast
Posted by Matthew on Monday December 16, 2002 @11:52AM
from the Best-of-the-Beast dept.
Matthew writes: The Reverend Gerry Fallgrace, a pastor at Landover Baptist, has revealed that Google is actually the Search Engine of the Beast.
“We first noticed something was wrong when Google directed queries about going to Hell to Microsoft.com. We then determine that Google frequently led searchers after truth astray.”
“Direct proof came when we realized that you can type www.466453.com into a web browser and reach Google. Everyone knows that 466453/700 (the number of the club) yeilds 666 (the number of the Beast) and some change. It’s an obvious sign.”
“The final sign was when we found the evil mirror image of Google, Elgoog. As most people know, the Beast frequently perverts the purity of divine symbols by portraying them either upside down or backwards. If Elgoog is not the work of the Beast, then what is?”
“And to think, even one such as I had been deceived into setting Google as my home page.”
Subject:It must be fake!
Please tell me that the Landover Baptist site is satire!
Comment by Tyson — December 18, 2002 @ 2:28 pm
Subject:Re: It must be fake!
Yes, it's satire. More churches should sell T-shirts that say “Unsaved People Suck” and “Get your Ass to Church!”, though.
Comment by Michael — December 19, 2002 @ 12:22 am
Subject:Re: It must be fake!
I like the “What would Jesus do?” thong.
Comment by Matthew — December 21, 2002 @ 9:27 pm