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Farquad writes:

Altavista is branching out to yet more cultures with its recent addition of the ultra-minority language Smurfish, as spoken by the Smurfs to the Babel-fish translation service. "The process of translating to Smurfish was remarkably easy" reports Altavista CEO Mr Alter P Veestar "We developed an algorithm that randomly replaces words with either "Smurf", "Smurfs", "Smurfly", "Smurfette", "Smurfing" or "Smurfed". However, the reversal of the process has posed significant headaches for the tech department, as shown by the following data leaked from the AV labs;